Something is happening.
We tried to sneak a peek, but a very serious gentleman in camo stopped us with a hand gesture so official we immediately forgot all our passwords and briefly questioned our citizenship.
There are warning signs everywhere.
“Authorized Personnel Only.”
“Restricted Area.”
“Photography Prohibited.”
We swear we even saw one that said, “Don’t Even Think About It.”
Whatever’s behind those doors is big.
Like “cue the dramatic music and slow zoom” big.
Like “somebody call Tom Cruise” big.
Is it alien tech?
A revolutionary new idea?
A perfectly optimized software experience wrapped in mystery and smuggled into a secure facility under the cover of night?
We couldn’t possibly say.
(Seriously, we signed something.)
But here’s what we can tell you:
The countdown has begun.
Something special is coming.
And it’s going to be worth the wait.
So stay alert. Keep your eyes peeled.
And if you hear a soft mechanical hum and see a faint glow coming from behind a locked door… do NOT approach. Just nod knowingly and walk away. Cool people don’t ask questions.
All will be revealed.
Eventually.
Probably.
Maybe.
(If the guards let us.)
